So I did my Caturday picture. Right?
And I’m talking to my bestest best friend. And since no one knows who that is on here I’m giving him a nickname and it shall be Ron. Don’t judge, okay.
Anyway.
Ron was all. “Oh my god. You’re too cute, you’re such a little kid. It’s why I love you. Send me a picture!” So, of course, I sent him a picture. I mean. I was a cat. Everything is amazing when you’re a cat. and he like spazzes out and is all “OH MY GOD. YOU’RE SO CUTE. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. AWWW. I LOVE IT. Can I set it as my background on my phone!? CAN I.” and I’m like, “Sure!” and so now. Everytime Ron looks at his phone he’ll see me in Cat Mode.
Can someone tell me why we’re not dating already?
Fuck.